You're tougher than woodpecker lips. You'll be okay.

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jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

(Source: pipistrellus)

On my way to Ireland. Gonna start keeping track of how many guys hit on me. 1 point if they’re drunk. 5 if they’re sober. 7 if I can convince them to marry me after I say I want to live with their parents and have ten children, all girls.

(Source: raikouji)

Rock Lee is a very important Naruto character. Fact.

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions
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malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

virtualvirtues:

When my girlfriend is back home and I’m overcome with warm feelings.

What he sees: 

What really happens:

virtualvirtues:

When my girlfriend is back home and I’m overcome with warm feelings.

What he sees: 

What really happens:

begentlewithmewatson:

drunk ariel cries at the lack of empathy in the world and also a lack of being able to go to art school and makes drunk kelsey cry about it too.

Dude I tell you what art school is a bunch of hogwash all it is a giant weight that turns some coal into diamonds but with others it just crushes them into NOTHING. But really it is hogwash you don’t need art school just DRAW DRAW. Draw draw draw. 

And then empathy man there is a lot love in the world it’s just a little hard to see right now no worries.

MY EYELASHES ARE FALLING OUT IN CLUMPS?????
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MY EYELASHES ARE FALLING OUT IN CLUMPS?????

(Source: vogue-and-valium)

staticsketches:

Tywin Lannister
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staticsketches:

Tywin Lannister

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becausebirds:

sugarskulli:

Bird friend came back to visit this afternoon

Starling stops by for a small chit-chat.

siriusc:

Surface Spell

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themrcreepypasta:

A bit of a sample of what could be heard during the Day at “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza”

The Voice of Freddy is myself

The Voice of Bonnie is creepypastajr

The Voice of Chica is trinathewolf

(Source: poehler)