Sup. The name's Melissa. I like stuff and things that make me laugh. I'll probably like you. Why don't you message me and find out?

Yo Dawg

When I put something down but then can’t remember where I left it

whatshouldwecallme:

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gillyhoo:

tacoart:

friends

Accurate.

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

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When I take on too many things at once

whatshouldwecallme:

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aipoms:

We need to hitmonstop.

I’m just gonna be Onix and say that these puns Brock.

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eschergirls:

euniko submitted:

interesting references

Some pretty interesting fighting poses to look at, for those interested in some references. :)
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eschergirls:

euniko submitted:

interesting references

Some pretty interesting fighting poses to look at, for those interested in some references. :)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

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epiloso:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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//not a daughter of a photographer…a KHALEESI

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i don’t like pizza.

there i said it.

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Kokoro goes doki doki

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Things are looking up up up!

-five minutes later-

Shit things are looking down down down we’re going down fuck